Thursday, May 28, 2009

All about sex.

+ I love it when you have to go in a pharmacy and replenish your condom supply. Such a satisfactory feeling. Triumph. And it's like a get-through-all-these-new-ones. challenge. Last time I bought, it was 6h30 in the morning and the gas attendant was not impressed. Fucking hilarious.

- I really can't see how I can get Eric to just step up already and make a proper move. He's all talk and I'm all physical hints. The other day he said I probably needed a refresher on how his cologne smelt so I got up close and put my face in his chest - which is probably the most direct we've gotten - but when I asked if I smelled just as good and lifted my hair from my neck he got all Oh I can't smell it and awkward ed off out the door. Man.

+ Was talking to Lexi yesterday (tots just wrote YEASTerday, thanks BB keyboard) and mentioned how I realized I have helped Adam cheat on three of his girlfriends now. THREE. Jess calls me the Queen of Inappropriate (I wish it wasn't the case for her sake. I wish I'd stop embarrassing her) but it feels more like a badge. Heh heh yeah... Badge.

- This other one, we're trying to meet up. He's all about fucking itineraries though (pun!) and wants to set limitations to first meetings and NOW HE JUST ASKED IF I'D 3SOME HIS GF man oh man. What a dirt bag.

- FB Inbox remains empty. Fuck that shit. Ughghgh fuck ME.
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