Had a realization yesterday evening: I HAVEN'T HAD SOBER SEX IN A YEAR.
This is almost as awesome as my Other Women Badge.
Spent Satuday evening with Steph. Had kick ass sushi that cost way too many monies. Fuck. Bakes some cookies then texted Graham and went to pick him up from work at 12h30. Drank an entire bottle of rum together from 1h30 am to 4h am then didn't sleep till 6h30 (FUCK, YES). Only got up at 1h30 thank the LOTR. Drove to Atwater market to fill his duffel bag with 150$ worth of MEAT for his evening at work. The MEAT SAC was too heavy for him to wear over his shoulder. Huge funny. THEN WE WERE ON ATWATER STUCK IN A LANE BECAUSE SOME ARSE WASN'T TURNING. THIS 80'S CRACK WHORE GETS OUT OF HER CADILLAC AND YELLS AND POUNDS ON THE ARSES WINDOW. SHE THEN KICKS OFF THEIR SIDE VIEW MIRROR AND DRIVES OFF! wtf! Graham was freaking out!
THEN I drove him to work and went to wait for Steph to finish her shift. I curled up under my coat like a hobo in my car in a sunny parking lot and slept for 2 hours. It was the best nap I've ever had. I am seriously considering driving to some parking lot the next time I need a nap.
I still haven't picked any glasses yet.
I still haven't washed the Cup-o-Noodles off the roof of my car.
I still haven't had a pumpkin pie blizzard.
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