Had a realization yesterday evening: I HAVEN'T HAD SOBER SEX IN A YEAR.
This is almost as awesome as my Other Women Badge.
Spent Satuday evening with Steph. Had kick ass sushi that cost way too many monies. Fuck. Bakes some cookies then texted Graham and went to pick him up from work at 12h30. Drank an entire bottle of rum together from 1h30 am to 4h am then didn't sleep till 6h30 (FUCK, YES). Only got up at 1h30 thank the LOTR. Drove to Atwater market to fill his duffel bag with 150$ worth of MEAT for his evening at work. The MEAT SAC was too heavy for him to wear over his shoulder. Huge funny. THEN WE WERE ON ATWATER STUCK IN A LANE BECAUSE SOME ARSE WASN'T TURNING. THIS 80'S CRACK WHORE GETS OUT OF HER CADILLAC AND YELLS AND POUNDS ON THE ARSES WINDOW. SHE THEN KICKS OFF THEIR SIDE VIEW MIRROR AND DRIVES OFF! wtf! Graham was freaking out!
THEN I drove him to work and went to wait for Steph to finish her shift. I curled up under my coat like a hobo in my car in a sunny parking lot and slept for 2 hours. It was the best nap I've ever had. I am seriously considering driving to some parking lot the next time I need a nap.
I still haven't picked any glasses yet.
I still haven't washed the Cup-o-Noodles off the roof of my car.
I still haven't had a pumpkin pie blizzard.
Monday, October 26, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Man, I haven't "made new friends" since high school...
Saturday - Ko's birthday dinner.
Sunday - The best visit with Lexi at Au Bout De L'Ile (who served an extra fresh hot and charming 4pm breakfast for the occasion).
Sunday night - Steph slept, made pancakes in the morn.
Monday - Sushi with Amanda who worked at the spa a few months ago. Really great, first one-on-one hangout, got to know each other +1 new friend.
Tuesday - Got Kimberly Anne a fab haircut then we met for the most stupendous film - Inglorious Bastards? Go fucking see it. I will own this.
Wednesday - breakfast with Lacey estheticien from the spa +2 new friend. Thursdayfridaywhatever all I'm waiting for is METRIC ON SATURDAY YUSS YUSS YUSS!!!
Sunday - The best visit with Lexi at Au Bout De L'Ile (who served an extra fresh hot and charming 4pm breakfast for the occasion).
Sunday night - Steph slept, made pancakes in the morn.
Monday - Sushi with Amanda who worked at the spa a few months ago. Really great, first one-on-one hangout, got to know each other +1 new friend.
Tuesday - Got Kimberly Anne a fab haircut then we met for the most stupendous film - Inglorious Bastards? Go fucking see it. I will own this.
Wednesday - breakfast with Lacey estheticien from the spa +2 new friend. Thursdayfridaywhatever all I'm waiting for is METRIC ON SATURDAY YUSS YUSS YUSS!!!
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Monday, October 12, 2009
Who knew (kneew+ohld) friends could rock together so hard?
- Gav and Karen finally left, they're in the states now, Boston? Maine? They visited for almost a whole 3 weeks instead of the the planned 3 days. Now I AM terribly sorry for Gavins several emergency dental surgeries but the fact that it kept them here for so long? Not so bad. I saw them SO MUCH. I really think it's incredible - someone I've known since the 1st grade but who moved to Vancouver in the 10th... that I still see them once a year? Regularly? Fall 09 they came here, fall 08 I went to Van, fall 07 they cam here, summer 06 I went to Van, 05 they were here.... really just incredible. I almost feel blessed. OH, LOTR!
This is just for me so I can remember all of it always;
1. Jessica and I met them for dinner at Nickles and lovely hellos
2. Gav, Kare, Jor and Jessica came to my salon to get haircuts with Mike (Jor fell in lust...)
3. After work on said salon day, I went to Nicks to find a wonderful appleporkpie brownsugaryam pepperporkchopsmotheredinhomemadeapplesauce makeshift Thanksgiving dinner.
4. Went out to Sky with them all, invited Mike, got along splendidly as previously mentioned (Jor fell in hyper-lust). Went back very drunk and very happy to sleep at Jor's, watch the Little Mermaid and wake up to fresh cinnamon buns homemade by Kare for Gavs birthday (Jor got what he wanted and then switched into clingy mode).
5. Saw them a final time at the movies (WHIP IT WAS EXCELLENT, GO SEE IT), again with Mike, made happy goodbyes (Jor was dejected and grumpy! I love him).
+ The day we saw Whip It was part of a Cass and Mike Bonding Marathon. He came over to make dinner crepes at my house (steak, swiss, roasted balsamic aubergine etc) and drink a 40 of rum. We actually ran out and had to go purchase a tub of depaneur "house wine"! Passed out togther at midnight! Woke up and drove out to Chateauguay to meet his mom, cats and sweet sweet dog ( I hate dogs, right? I fell in love). Spent the afternoon before heading out to the movies. Drank beer like tweens in the theatre, drove home and slept over there. Learned how to microwave an egg (not the poach-fail I've made but just... fried without the butter) and walked out the door 48 hours later saying "It feels weird to be going somewhere without you" to which he responded "I know, right? We almost acheived common law status this weekend".
- Was Ko's birthday dinner. Tevel showed up. I learned I really hate him unless I'm drunk.
+ Have a tiny bit of cash for a possible tattoo. "Wherefore L'Amour" in script on my foot? "How to leave the boy behind without having to watch him go" in two small lines across the top of my back? Too many quote tattoos? I don't have enough for my love robots yet.
+ Probably going to Rocky twice this year, once with the usual great big crowd on the 31st, and again on the 1st in order to introduce Mike to it. I'm pretty stoked to get a kit together and introduce this willing virgin.
-toast
-newspaper
-party hat
-noise maker
-a few/a deck of cards
-rice/confetti depending on theatres rules
-teeny water squirter
-toiletpaper
-lipstick V on his face somewhere
-FAB COSTUME!
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Reading: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Streaming: Drilling, hammering, frame busting.
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This is just for me so I can remember all of it always;
1. Jessica and I met them for dinner at Nickles and lovely hellos
2. Gav, Kare, Jor and Jessica came to my salon to get haircuts with Mike (Jor fell in lust...)
3. After work on said salon day, I went to Nicks to find a wonderful appleporkpie brownsugaryam pepperporkchopsmotheredinhomemadeapplesauce makeshift Thanksgiving dinner.
4. Went out to Sky with them all, invited Mike, got along splendidly as previously mentioned (Jor fell in hyper-lust). Went back very drunk and very happy to sleep at Jor's, watch the Little Mermaid and wake up to fresh cinnamon buns homemade by Kare for Gavs birthday (Jor got what he wanted and then switched into clingy mode).
5. Saw them a final time at the movies (WHIP IT WAS EXCELLENT, GO SEE IT), again with Mike, made happy goodbyes (Jor was dejected and grumpy! I love him).
+ The day we saw Whip It was part of a Cass and Mike Bonding Marathon. He came over to make dinner crepes at my house (steak, swiss, roasted balsamic aubergine etc) and drink a 40 of rum. We actually ran out and had to go purchase a tub of depaneur "house wine"! Passed out togther at midnight! Woke up and drove out to Chateauguay to meet his mom, cats and sweet sweet dog ( I hate dogs, right? I fell in love). Spent the afternoon before heading out to the movies. Drank beer like tweens in the theatre, drove home and slept over there. Learned how to microwave an egg (not the poach-fail I've made but just... fried without the butter) and walked out the door 48 hours later saying "It feels weird to be going somewhere without you" to which he responded "I know, right? We almost acheived common law status this weekend".
- Was Ko's birthday dinner. Tevel showed up. I learned I really hate him unless I'm drunk.
+ Have a tiny bit of cash for a possible tattoo. "Wherefore L'Amour" in script on my foot? "How to leave the boy behind without having to watch him go" in two small lines across the top of my back? Too many quote tattoos? I don't have enough for my love robots yet.
+ Probably going to Rocky twice this year, once with the usual great big crowd on the 31st, and again on the 1st in order to introduce Mike to it. I'm pretty stoked to get a kit together and introduce this willing virgin.
-toast
-newspaper
-party hat
-noise maker
-a few/a deck of cards
-rice/confetti depending on theatres rules
-teeny water squirter
-toiletpaper
-lipstick V on his face somewhere
-FAB COSTUME!
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Reading: The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
Streaming: Drilling, hammering, frame busting.
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